The Relationship Thread

My boyfriend is coming to my house once every week just to give me a bunch of balloons. He shows up at 7 am when I wake up rigs the doorbell and goes into my room and releases the balloons and cheers "I LOVE YOU!". This has happened twice. This is awesome

Knate wrote:

Slept with the infamous ex girlfriend of mine last night. I'm fucked when my friends find out.

i always end up biting the bullet on this one as well.

My friend broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. She cried so hard that her nose bled and she shit her pants.


FACT.

I have a feeling she isn't very pleased about him ending their relationship.

Kyle wrote:

My friend broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. She cried so hard that her nose bled and she shit her pants.


FACT.

holy shitfuck that is the greatest thing i have ever heard.

Tim wrote:

I have a feeling she isn't very pleased about him ending their relationship.

I think my friend is nice enough to reimburse her for the tissues and soiled panties.

Johnny99 wrote:

Kyle wrote:

My friend broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. She cried so hard that her nose bled and she shit her pants.


FACT.

holy shitfuck that is the greatest thing i have ever heard.

It really is. She was a crazy bitch anyways. Like, fucking insane.

Kyle wrote:

My friend broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. She cried so hard that her nose bled and she shit her pants.


FACT.

post of the day?????

i was about to say something about my pathetic love life but that post made me so happy i dont care right now

cooljayhu wrote:

Okay so I'm not sure why I'm posting about the most private sanctums of my life on a message board, but I'm drunk so whatever.

There's this girl that I've become... obsessed sounds harsh... enamored with I guess (I tend to use big fancy diction whilst inebriated). I can't her out my mind for the past jeez 3 months or so. I have only seen her a handful of times as she sometimes takes the same train as I do. Now, admittedly, I'm not great at talking to women who I have had no prior conversations with. Friends and friends of friends whom I have been properly introduced to I have no problem talking to and asking out, but there's something about approaching a complete stranger that freaks me out.

Now, I think she may at the very least approve of me liking her because when she catches me looking at her she kinda gives a shy-type of smile. Also, I'm not sure but I think I saw her telling her friend about me. So at the very least she's aware of my existence. Anyway, I have contemplating approaching her for some time but it's so awkward talking to strangers on public transit. Plus I have a hard time "hitting on girls" as it is because, frankly I like honesty, and I usually just tell it like it is and get right to the point. So with that in consideration:

Get off at her station and ask her if I can talk to her for a minute. Then, when in a little bit more private location, tell her that the best part of my day is the off-chance that I may run into her on the train and that if she gave me a chance I would love to take her out sometime.

So girls in attendance would that be something that would peak your interest at least enough to give out some digits?


I immediately regret this post but now that's it out there in the universe I realized it actually feels good to talk about it, and therefore, I stand by it.

When the fuck did I post this? Drinking and messaging board is never always a good idea

You have good spelling and grammar when drunk. You should totally try that, what's the worst that can happen?...

Please try it! That sounds pretty cute.

raptorsaurus wrote:

You have good spelling and grammar when drunk. You should totally try that, what's the worst that can happen?...

Ya man, I can't write that well sober.

whiteperson4peace wrote:

raptorsaurus wrote:

You have good spelling and grammar when drunk. You should totally try that, what's the worst that can happen?...

Ya man, I can't write that well sober.

I know I actually have better grammer when drunk. It's really weird. I tend to use alot of big words when drunk. My friends find it hilarious

I met an awesome chick that likes the Protomen and has A FUCKING POKEMON TATTOO! She's moving a thousand miles away in a week cause of her boyfriend. Mother fucker

my friend interns at this club where Gogol Bordello is playing on thurs. He said he could get me free tickets and this girl loves them so i was like 'wana go see gogol bordello, yeah i can get free tickets.' then my buddy says 'sry can only get one.' so then i was like 'fuck, well ill buy one and give the free one to her.' do that, then he says 'sry man ive been fired so i cant help you.' then i tell her whats up about the tickets being no good and that ill go ahead and buy them since i did say she could go for free. she gives what i thought was a 'ok' but she hasnt responded to my last facebook message so am not even sure if she wants to go now. I already bought the 2nd ticket. Ive been panning over this girl for 2 yrs, we've been pretty good friends but if this dosent work out i may just cut the whole relationship all together.

bright side: if she bails on me ill go see Cobra Skulls instead

Sleeping with that infamous ex gf is the reason I now know how to play guitar. It's a net good. But she's no longer the infamous ex. The exes keep the infamous title as long as you let them. Give em nothing, you don't owe them.

i just found out the guy I dated before my last boyfriend lied about his name, his age, where he lived. CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY

That is kind of creepy... But I've always kind of wanted to fuck around with someone like that.

No, it is like a total mindfuck. I wouldn't feel so weird if we banged and that was it,m but we dated for 3 weeks, and it was getting to be intimate, thats whats weird to hang around so much

Fornikatieng wrote:

No, it is like a total mindfuck. I wouldn't feel so weird if we banged and that was it,m but we dated for 3 weeks, and it was getting to be intimate, thats whats weird to hang around so much

Ya, I'm sorry I shouldn't have lied to you...

iloveyourmom wrote:

Fornikatieng wrote:

No, it is like a total mindfuck. I wouldn't feel so weird if we banged and that was it,m but we dated for 3 weeks, and it was getting to be intimate, thats whats weird to hang around so much

Ya, I'm sorry I shouldn't have lied to you...

But you were so worth the lay!

Fornikatieng wrote:

i just found out the guy I dated before my last boyfriend lied about his name, his age, where he lived. CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY

the dude is a pimp

shoulda known with the way the guy could choke a bitch

got to learn from your mistakes, but now you can start working for him

Fornikatieng wrote:

iloveyourmom wrote:

Fornikatieng wrote:

No, it is like a total mindfuck. I wouldn't feel so weird if we banged and that was it,m but we dated for 3 weeks, and it was getting to be intimate, thats whats weird to hang around so much

Ya, I'm sorry I shouldn't have lied to you...

But you were so worth the lay!

Now everybody knows it couldn't have possibly been me!