Ann Coulter (and other evil people)

raptorsaurus wrote:

I'm pretty sure 95% of people who diss either the bible or the Qur'an haven't read either.

well to be fair, those books suck.
wheres the plot twist? the story arc? the extreme climax?
in the end they are really just books about magic.
just like fucking harry potter.

Don't diss the Harry Potter buddy.
Thems fightin' words.

I always thought it would be funny if the Harry Potter series were the only books to survive a nuclear holocaust and the survivors adopted them as religious texts.

Nah that wouldn't work. Harry Potter books aren't near enough ambiguous to give us cause (read: excuse) to fight amongst ourselves!

Until the Slytherins start systematically killing off the Hufflepuffs.

SolemnPsycho wrote:

Jesus taught a life of love, forgiveness, humility, and understanding. Muhammad on the other hand traveled around conquering territories and sanctioning conflicts under god.

"As for those enemies of mine who did not want me to be kingover them - bring them here and slaughter them in my presence." - Jesus (Luke 19:don't know the verse, somewhere between 12 and 27)

StoolPigeon wrote:

Also, I'm pretty sure the Qur'an teaches about peace and all of that, too. Jesus is considered a prophet by Muslims, also.

The Qur'ran has a lot of the same stories that are in the Old Testament as well. The Muslim God, Jewish God and Christian God are all based on the same God, just different prophets have made him into something slightly different.

StoolPigeon wrote:

SolemnPsycho wrote:

Jesus taught a life of love, forgiveness, humility, and understanding. Muhammad on the other hand traveled around conquering territories and sanctioning conflicts under god.

"As for those enemies of mine who did not want me to be kingover them - bring them here and slaughter them in my presence." - Jesus (Luke 19:don't know the verse, somewhere between 12 and 27)

kinda out of context, he's telling a parable about a king and his ten servants

I think that proves something else entirely, people are constantly taking things out of context, out of all three holy books (Qur'ran, Torah, Bible)

hlflp360 wrote:

StoolPigeon wrote:

SolemnPsycho wrote:

Jesus taught a life of love, forgiveness, humility, and understanding. Muhammad on the other hand traveled around conquering territories and sanctioning conflicts under god.

"As for those enemies of mine who did not want me to be kingover them - bring them here and slaughter them in my presence." - Jesus (Luke 19:don't know the verse, somewhere between 12 and 27)

kinda out of context, he's telling a parable about a king and his ten servants

It's about a man from an important family going out and making himself king. Who I took to be Jesus... Considering before that, he's talking about his servants and their faith in him.

I think she already has, after reading that shit..

I've always wondered what brought about my urges to ritualistically sacrifice my parents in homage to the dark lord Satan, must of been all of the Harry Potter I read when I was young.

Also, a lot of the things on that list could be said of the Bible as well.

My thoughts exactly.

pizza wrote:

waeryfrujtrju

I keep thinking your avatar is Kim Jong-il.

haha

I'm amazed that a thread about the Dork Queen is still going after almost two years. It just
goes to show you boys and girls - being a dork pays.