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Fornikatieng Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 2109 Age : 37 Location : Tempe, AZ Reputation : 172 Cool Points : 7461 Registration date : 2008-10-27
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:12 pm | |
| My boyfriend is coming to my house once every week just to give me a bunch of balloons. He shows up at 7 am when I wake up rigs the doorbell and goes into my room and releases the balloons and cheers "I LOVE YOU!". This has happened twice. This is awesome | |
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artistry_in_motion Untouchable
Number of posts : 319 Age : 36 Location : Cincinnati, OH, USA Reputation : -8 Cool Points : 5492 Registration date : 2010-03-28
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:00 pm | |
| - Knate wrote:
- Slept with the infamous ex girlfriend of mine last night. I'm fucked when my friends find out.
i always end up biting the bullet on this one as well. | |
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Kyle thumbless wonder
Number of posts : 3639 Location : Florida Reputation : 163 Cool Points : 7438 Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:46 pm | |
| My friend broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. She cried so hard that her nose bled and she shit her pants.
FACT. | |
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Tim Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 4431 Age : 36 Location : Enschede Reputation : 282 Cool Points : 10179 Registration date : 2009-07-24
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:59 pm | |
| I have a feeling she isn't very pleased about him ending their relationship. | |
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Johnny99 Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 2868 Age : 36 Location : NY Reputation : 143 Cool Points : 7813 Registration date : 2008-06-15
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:13 pm | |
| - Kyle wrote:
- My friend broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. She cried so hard that her nose bled and she shit her pants.
FACT. holy shitfuck that is the greatest thing i have ever heard. | |
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Kyle thumbless wonder
Number of posts : 3639 Location : Florida Reputation : 163 Cool Points : 7438 Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:23 pm | |
| - Tim wrote:
- I have a feeling she isn't very pleased about him ending their relationship.
I think my friend is nice enough to reimburse her for the tissues and soiled panties. - Johnny99 wrote:
- Kyle wrote:
- My friend broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. She cried so hard that her nose bled and she shit her pants.
FACT. holy shitfuck that is the greatest thing i have ever heard. It really is. She was a crazy bitch anyways. Like, fucking insane. | |
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artistry_in_motion Untouchable
Number of posts : 319 Age : 36 Location : Cincinnati, OH, USA Reputation : -8 Cool Points : 5492 Registration date : 2010-03-28
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:35 pm | |
| - Kyle wrote:
- My friend broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. She cried so hard that her nose bled and she shit her pants.
FACT. post of the day????? | |
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pintsogin Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 3158 Age : 36 Location : Baltimore Reputation : 76 Cool Points : 8118 Registration date : 2008-02-01
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:47 pm | |
| i was about to say something about my pathetic love life but that post made me so happy i dont care right now | |
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cooljayhu Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1492 Age : 36 Location : Edmonton, Alberta Reputation : 47 Cool Points : 7091 Registration date : 2009-08-24
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:50 am | |
| - cooljayhu wrote:
- Okay so I'm not sure why I'm posting about the most private sanctums of my life on a message board, but I'm drunk so whatever.
There's this girl that I've become... obsessed sounds harsh... enamored with I guess (I tend to use big fancy diction whilst inebriated). I can't her out my mind for the past jeez 3 months or so. I have only seen her a handful of times as she sometimes takes the same train as I do. Now, admittedly, I'm not great at talking to women who I have had no prior conversations with. Friends and friends of friends whom I have been properly introduced to I have no problem talking to and asking out, but there's something about approaching a complete stranger that freaks me out.
Now, I think she may at the very least approve of me liking her because when she catches me looking at her she kinda gives a shy-type of smile. Also, I'm not sure but I think I saw her telling her friend about me. So at the very least she's aware of my existence. Anyway, I have contemplating approaching her for some time but it's so awkward talking to strangers on public transit. Plus I have a hard time "hitting on girls" as it is because, frankly I like honesty, and I usually just tell it like it is and get right to the point. So with that in consideration:
Get off at her station and ask her if I can talk to her for a minute. Then, when in a little bit more private location, tell her that the best part of my day is the off-chance that I may run into her on the train and that if she gave me a chance I would love to take her out sometime.
So girls in attendance would that be something that would peak your interest at least enough to give out some digits?
I immediately regret this post but now that's it out there in the universe I realized it actually feels good to talk about it, and therefore, I stand by it. When the fuck did I post this? Drinking and messaging board is never always a good idea | |
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raptorsaurus Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 3197 Age : 31 Location : Calgary Reputation : 144 Cool Points : 8695 Registration date : 2009-12-31
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:15 am | |
| You have good spelling and grammar when drunk. You should totally try that, what's the worst that can happen?... | |
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Raccoon Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1538 Age : 33 Location : Winnipeg, MB Reputation : 68 Cool Points : 6677 Registration date : 2008-08-17
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:10 am | |
| Please try it! That sounds pretty cute. | |
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whiteperson4peace Borne on the FM Waves
Number of posts : 92 Age : 32 Location : Hamilton, Ontario Reputation : 5 Cool Points : 5290 Registration date : 2010-03-06
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:43 am | |
| - raptorsaurus wrote:
- You have good spelling and grammar when drunk. You should totally try that, what's the worst that can happen?...
Ya man, I can't write that well sober. | |
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cooljayhu Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1492 Age : 36 Location : Edmonton, Alberta Reputation : 47 Cool Points : 7091 Registration date : 2009-08-24
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:23 pm | |
| - whiteperson4peace wrote:
- raptorsaurus wrote:
- You have good spelling and grammar when drunk. You should totally try that, what's the worst that can happen?...
Ya man, I can't write that well sober. I know I actually have better grammer when drunk. It's really weird. I tend to use alot of big words when drunk. My friends find it hilarious | |
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SirIan Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 2403 Location : Orlando, FL Reputation : 103 Cool Points : 7996 Registration date : 2009-03-09
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:29 pm | |
| I met an awesome chick that likes the Protomen and has A FUCKING POKEMON TATTOO! She's moving a thousand miles away in a week cause of her boyfriend. Mother fucker | |
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pintsogin Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 3158 Age : 36 Location : Baltimore Reputation : 76 Cool Points : 8118 Registration date : 2008-02-01
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:39 pm | |
| my friend interns at this club where Gogol Bordello is playing on thurs. He said he could get me free tickets and this girl loves them so i was like 'wana go see gogol bordello, yeah i can get free tickets.' then my buddy says 'sry can only get one.' so then i was like 'fuck, well ill buy one and give the free one to her.' do that, then he says 'sry man ive been fired so i cant help you.' then i tell her whats up about the tickets being no good and that ill go ahead and buy them since i did say she could go for free. she gives what i thought was a 'ok' but she hasnt responded to my last facebook message so am not even sure if she wants to go now. I already bought the 2nd ticket. Ive been panning over this girl for 2 yrs, we've been pretty good friends but if this dosent work out i may just cut the whole relationship all together.
bright side: if she bails on me ill go see Cobra Skulls instead | |
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shownofear91 Dear Shithead
Number of posts : 15 Age : 105 Reputation : 1 Cool Points : 5313 Registration date : 2009-11-15
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:37 am | |
| Sleeping with that infamous ex gf is the reason I now know how to play guitar. It's a net good. But she's no longer the infamous ex. The exes keep the infamous title as long as you let them. Give em nothing, you don't owe them. | |
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Fornikatieng Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 2109 Age : 37 Location : Tempe, AZ Reputation : 172 Cool Points : 7461 Registration date : 2008-10-27
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:18 am | |
| i just found out the guy I dated before my last boyfriend lied about his name, his age, where he lived. CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY | |
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StoolPigeon Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 6265 Age : 34 Location : Bank Uber, BC Reputation : 180 Cool Points : 10191 Registration date : 2008-07-20
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:35 am | |
| That is kind of creepy... But I've always kind of wanted to fuck around with someone like that. | |
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Fornikatieng Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 2109 Age : 37 Location : Tempe, AZ Reputation : 172 Cool Points : 7461 Registration date : 2008-10-27
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:50 am | |
| No, it is like a total mindfuck. I wouldn't feel so weird if we banged and that was it,m but we dated for 3 weeks, and it was getting to be intimate, thats whats weird to hang around so much | |
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iloveyourmom Drinkin' Irish tonight!
Number of posts : 827 Age : 36 Location : Hemet CA Reputation : 35 Cool Points : 6334 Registration date : 2008-01-25
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:23 pm | |
| - Fornikatieng wrote:
- No, it is like a total mindfuck. I wouldn't feel so weird if we banged and that was it,m but we dated for 3 weeks, and it was getting to be intimate, thats whats weird to hang around so much
Ya, I'm sorry I shouldn't have lied to you... | |
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Fornikatieng Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 2109 Age : 37 Location : Tempe, AZ Reputation : 172 Cool Points : 7461 Registration date : 2008-10-27
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:28 pm | |
| - iloveyourmom wrote:
- Fornikatieng wrote:
- No, it is like a total mindfuck. I wouldn't feel so weird if we banged and that was it,m but we dated for 3 weeks, and it was getting to be intimate, thats whats weird to hang around so much
Ya, I'm sorry I shouldn't have lied to you...
But you were so worth the lay! | |
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JoshRaymond Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 6478 Age : 35 Location : Chicago by way of Texas Reputation : 88 Cool Points : 8955 Registration date : 2008-04-11
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:34 pm | |
| - Fornikatieng wrote:
- i just found out the guy I dated before my last boyfriend lied about his name, his age, where he lived. CREEPY CREEPY CREEPY
the dude is a pimp | |
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Fornikatieng Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 2109 Age : 37 Location : Tempe, AZ Reputation : 172 Cool Points : 7461 Registration date : 2008-10-27
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:36 pm | |
| shoulda known with the way the guy could choke a bitch | |
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JoshRaymond Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 6478 Age : 35 Location : Chicago by way of Texas Reputation : 88 Cool Points : 8955 Registration date : 2008-04-11
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:51 pm | |
| got to learn from your mistakes, but now you can start working for him | |
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iloveyourmom Drinkin' Irish tonight!
Number of posts : 827 Age : 36 Location : Hemet CA Reputation : 35 Cool Points : 6334 Registration date : 2008-01-25
| Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:08 pm | |
| - Fornikatieng wrote:
- iloveyourmom wrote:
- Fornikatieng wrote:
- No, it is like a total mindfuck. I wouldn't feel so weird if we banged and that was it,m but we dated for 3 weeks, and it was getting to be intimate, thats whats weird to hang around so much
Ya, I'm sorry I shouldn't have lied to you...
But you were so worth the lay! Now everybody knows it couldn't have possibly been me! | |
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