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vitotaquito From Her Lips to God's Ears
Number of posts : 243 Age : 32 Location : Ft. Worth, Texas Reputation : 0 Cool Points : 5677 Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:23 pm | |
| anyone know any good ones? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:39 pm | |
| "A man walked into a bar.....ouch!"
LOLOL. |
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Kyle thumbless wonder
Number of posts : 3639 Location : Florida Reputation : 163 Cool Points : 7437 Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:05 pm | |
| So a guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey, bartender...gimme a beer." The bartender slides the brewski down the table. The man chugs it, wipes the foam from his lip, and orders another. He does this for quite some time until he finally has 11 beers down. He pays the bartender, and stumbles out of the bar. He gets in his car and drives home, but gets into an accident, and is hurt. Moral of the not so funny joke with no punchline: DONT DRINK AND DRIVE. | |
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pintsogin Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 3158 Age : 36 Location : Baltimore Reputation : 76 Cool Points : 8117 Registration date : 2008-02-01
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:07 pm | |
| we should try coming up with some AM! jokes. Any ideas? | |
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Kyle thumbless wonder
Number of posts : 3639 Location : Florida Reputation : 163 Cool Points : 7437 Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:10 pm | |
| So a guy walks into a restaurant and orders a cup of coffee. Then out of fucking nowhere comes Tom Gabel and he smashes the mans head into a table. OMG TABLE. Ok, that sucked. | |
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JAPSoccer13 Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 2125 Age : 34 Location : Michigan Reputation : 3 Cool Points : 5983 Registration date : 2008-01-20
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:13 pm | |
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pintsogin Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 3158 Age : 36 Location : Baltimore Reputation : 76 Cool Points : 8117 Registration date : 2008-02-01
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:21 pm | |
| i was thinking that incident when i made the post. i was also thinking warrens beard | |
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Kyle thumbless wonder
Number of posts : 3639 Location : Florida Reputation : 163 Cool Points : 7437 Registration date : 2008-04-24
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:42 pm | |
| So a guy walks into a beard... | |
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vitotaquito From Her Lips to God's Ears
Number of posts : 243 Age : 32 Location : Ft. Worth, Texas Reputation : 0 Cool Points : 5677 Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: JOKES Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:06 pm | |
| my uncle told me this one its pretty f'd up but....
what does dale earnhardt and pink floyd have in common?
their last big hit was the wall. | |
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Raccoon Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1538 Age : 33 Location : Winnipeg, MB Reputation : 68 Cool Points : 6676 Registration date : 2008-08-17
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:04 am | |
| You know you shouldn't laugh, but at the same time it's funny... | |
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vitotaquito From Her Lips to God's Ears
Number of posts : 243 Age : 32 Location : Ft. Worth, Texas Reputation : 0 Cool Points : 5677 Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:36 am | |
| yeah its pretty screwed up | |
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Raccoon Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1538 Age : 33 Location : Winnipeg, MB Reputation : 68 Cool Points : 6676 Registration date : 2008-08-17
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:36 am | |
| To be honest, I laughed.
But then I felt bad. | |
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vitotaquito From Her Lips to God's Ears
Number of posts : 243 Age : 32 Location : Ft. Worth, Texas Reputation : 0 Cool Points : 5677 Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:41 am | |
| same here haha
it seems now all i hear are either racists jokes or jokes that are just plain wrong like that one | |
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Jackattack Drinkin' Irish tonight!
Number of posts : 520 Age : 38 Location : Erie, PA Reputation : 9 Cool Points : 6074 Registration date : 2008-07-03
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:31 am | |
| So Cinderella is getting ready to go to the ball. Her fairy godmother shows up, makes her all pretty and such as the story goes but instead of turning the pumpkin into the coach she says "I am going to turn this pumpkin into a diaphragm, by the stroke of midnight though it will turn back into a pumpkin so you MUST be back by midnight." Cinderlla agrees and heads off to the ball. Midight comes and goes, one am, two am, finally around 3 am Cinderella comes home. The fairy godmother says "Where have you been?!" And Cinderlla states "Oh I met the most wonderful guy... Peter, Peter, something or other..."
This is my favorite joke. | |
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... Borne on the FM Waves
Number of posts : 89 Age : 34 Reputation : 1 Cool Points : 5875 Registration date : 2008-05-10
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:38 pm | |
| What's big, antisocial and in the Clash? Joe Hummer
What's sticky, based on stereotypes and in Against me!? Tom Label.
I could go on for days ^_^ | |
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ClockworkRobot Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1300 Age : 38 Location : Scotland Reputation : 18 Cool Points : 6073 Registration date : 2008-01-18
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:11 pm | |
| What did the blind, dumb, deaf, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?
Aids. | |
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Ross Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 4628 Age : 35 Location : Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Reputation : 177 Cool Points : 7873 Registration date : 2008-03-17
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:20 pm | |
| How do you stop a baby crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor. | |
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ClockworkRobot Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1300 Age : 38 Location : Scotland Reputation : 18 Cool Points : 6073 Registration date : 2008-01-18
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:59 pm | |
| How do you get a thousand babies in a bathtub?
Use a blender
How do you get a thousand babies OUT of a bathtub?
use tortilla chips. | |
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Ross Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 4628 Age : 35 Location : Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Reputation : 177 Cool Points : 7873 Registration date : 2008-03-17
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:12 pm | |
| I prefer fajitas.
What's the difference between a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies?
You can't unload a truck of marbles with a pitchfork.
I think we've successfully destroyed this thread sye. | |
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ClockworkRobot Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1300 Age : 38 Location : Scotland Reputation : 18 Cool Points : 6073 Registration date : 2008-01-18
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:29 pm | |
| I love being us.
Whats worse than catching a baby thrown from a ten floor building?
catching it on the first bounce. | |
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Ross Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 4628 Age : 35 Location : Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Reputation : 177 Cool Points : 7873 Registration date : 2008-03-17
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:38 pm | |
| Ohohohohohohhoooooooh... Zing!
What do you call someone with no arms or legs, in a swimming pool?
Bob. | |
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ClockworkRobot Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1300 Age : 38 Location : Scotland Reputation : 18 Cool Points : 6073 Registration date : 2008-01-18
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:41 pm | |
| hahahhahahahhjknacjknkjsvdnkjnsvjkdsnbv
whats purple, covered in pus and squeals?
...a peeled baby covered in salt.
you can thank Ross for that one.
brb hell. | |
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Ross Ninja Warrior
Number of posts : 4628 Age : 35 Location : Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Reputation : 177 Cool Points : 7873 Registration date : 2008-03-17
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:43 pm | |
| LOL I didn't dare post it, THINK OF THE CHILDREN. A couple on a similar vein...
What do you call a man with both legs amputated at the knee?
Neil.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony. | |
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Pepe Drinkin' Irish tonight!
Number of posts : 803 Age : 35 Location : Aberdeen, Scotland Reputation : 22 Cool Points : 6216 Registration date : 2008-01-19
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:59 pm | |
| what's red and crawls up your leg?
a homesick abortion | |
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ClockworkRobot Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts : 1300 Age : 38 Location : Scotland Reputation : 18 Cool Points : 6073 Registration date : 2008-01-18
| Subject: Re: JOKES Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:01 pm | |
| hahahahaha I LOVE YOU, PEPE | |
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