Heyy. :)

You're a fucking GENIUS!

You're not a genious... but I only say that because you told me to, it in no way reflects the incredibleness of your plan.

Then it shall be set into action.

I shall make the pie.
All I ask in return is all of your precious jewels.

Tim wrote:

Apple crisp is nice too!

So, what's it gonna be Bek?

I'll bake myself into the pie, and then you can all have a piece of the Bekstar.

Nom?

Ahahaha.
Okay. Bek pie is now officially off the menu.

I shall stick with apple

Good call. Gooood call.

No you are.

Going to have 20 children named with awesome names with you?
Yes, yes I am.

We're going to end up on doctor phil. I can see it already.

And it'll be Glorious

I'll be all like "Ya'll need to sit down. Ya'll don't know me. I love my baby's daddy."
And you'll be all like "Sit down bitch"

And I'll be all like "Okay."

And dr. Phil: "No, hold on everybody... I know... I know what the problem is... aaaaand... you know too, right? Alright, let's take a break."

"Together, we can do this!"

"Now, this is waaaay over my head, so I got you some professional help and they agreed to help you for free!"

*crowd claps*

Ahahahahaha.

Gahh. I don't want to go to work. :[

Just be happy you HAVE work.

I wear a cowboy hat to serve people drinks and sing a birthday chant to drunken people on their birthday.
So not worth $18 p/h

I would be an assassin for 18 dollars. Oh wait, the dollar isn't worth anything anymore, right? Then I'll just stick to doing nothing.

you're living the dream, man.

Totally.

Does that mean I'm living the dream too? Being jobless and all?

Probably.

Sweetness.