Ah, this thread seems like such a waste of space!!

But alas, I see no collective "Hello, this is me!" thread for new peoples or something so I'll just get on with it.

Hallo, my name's Rebecca. I live in Houston, Texas. I'm 18 years old. I dunno what else to say, so I'm going to put one of my favorite jokes:

How do pigs get to the hospital?
A: A HAMbulance!!!!

Okay, I'm sorry, that was stupid.

Haha, welcome.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?
...cuz they have no rulers.

Now the first person to tell me where that's from gets a biscuit, or something. Hint: it's AM! related.

Welcome in, Rebecca! I prefer the solitary intro threads anyway. Means you're in the spotlight. My own got one reply. But hey, it's not like I'm complaining, haha.

I have no joke to share. =\

Guest

JamaicaSka wrote:: Haha, welcome.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?
...cuz they have no rulers.

Now the first person to tell me where that's from gets a biscuit, or something. Hint: it's AM! related.

Shoot! I know it's from a live AM! bootleg, but I can't remember which one! Now I must go back and listen to them all, haha.

Haha!

I love it when people are as obsessive as me about an artist to know random crap like that.

Speaking of which, I need to d/l the rest of their bootlegs, I only have like 2. I could tell you which they are to save you the effort, but since you clearly love AM! that much you won't mind listening to them all again to find out Smile

JamaicaSka wrote:: Haha, welcome.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?
...cuz they have no rulers.

Now the first person to tell me where that's from gets a biscuit, or something. Hint: it's AM! related.

baltimore, md. tom broke a sting or something.

aestheticguitar wrote:

JamaicaSka wrote:: Haha, welcome.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?
...cuz they have no rulers.

Now the first person to tell me where that's from gets a biscuit, or something. Hint: it's AM! related.

baltimore, md. tom broke a sting or something.

Dammit! Beat me to it!! Hi you guys!

*applies virtual biscuit to aesthetic guitar*

Hell, you're doing well today. A biscuit from me and a cookie from dad, you must be full.

These thread are not a waste of space. We enjoy the solidarity!

yeah man, i'm stuffed. still want that 12" though.

So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".

So a baby seal walks into a club...

that was the best joke i've ever read.

lhdez wrote:: So a baby seal walks into a club...

I've heard it this way:

A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll you have?" The seal responds "anything but a Canadian club on the rocks!"

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

This thread is great.

you are a pun after my own heart.

ok this is one of those situational jokes but if you get it tell EVERYONE

what are the two hottest animals on the farm??

BROWN CHICK AND BROWNCOW!
[BOWCHICKAWOW WOW]

Oh jesus, I hated that advert so much, now I won't be able to watch it without creasing up Very Happy

just stumbled up this madness, so i feel obligated to contribute.

so a polar bear walks to the bar and says to the barkeep, "i'd like a gin.................... and tonic."
barkeep says, "why the big pause"
and the bear says, "well i was born with them"

aussiethug wrote:: just stumbled up this madness, so i feel obligated to contribute.

so a polar bear walks to the bar and says to the barkeep, "i'd like a gin.................... and tonic."
barkeep says, "why the big pause"
and the bear says, "well i was born with them"

XD That is awesome. Laughing

Ross wrote:: Haha, welcome.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?
...cuz they have no rulers.

Now the first person to tell me where that's from gets a biscuit, or something. Hint: it's AM! related.

haha good one

how do you turn a fox into an elephant?
marry it

arollo wrote:

lhdez wrote:: So a baby seal walks into a club...

I've heard it this way:

A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll you have?" The seal responds "anything but a Canadian club on the rocks!"

Hahahahahaha, that's awesome!