The Sex Thread

cooljayhu wrote:

Chops4569 wrote:

Clint wrote:

Help me get laid, guys.

Find a girl you want to penetrate and then "accidentally" drop a magnum condom wrapped in a hundred dollar bill in front of her.

90% of the time it works every time.

Sunny in Philly?

No no no, I just have a large penis and a lot of money.

I really want to have sex with the girl I'm with...but I don't know what to do...I've never done this before *loser*

People usually don't know what to do when it's their first time.* Does she have any experience?

* = it's nothing to be ashamed of.

I feel bad for you Pants. That is the most awkward relationship stage there is. Try not to worry about it though, cos if the past couple of years have taught me anything it's that most of the trouble can be in your own head. Does she know you're a virgin? If not then try telling her, and if she has anything about her she'll be really cool with you. I lost my big V at 22 as well and once I'd told my girlfirend, I realised that it was just not a big deal at all.

I really hate how big a deal it is until it's out of the way. Seems pretty much universal

Yeah, and now I feel like a twat for saying it's not a big deal because it's ok for us on the other side to say that, but really it isn't. So I'm glad you've backed me up on that Ross.

It's true though. I was always told that if your first time goes well then you're doing it wrong, anyway.

Personally I still can't stop thinking about an ex of mine despite loving my girlfriend to bits. It's total lust, I know it. She revealed the other day that she put her boobs on the internet when she was drunk and I keep searching for them (to no avail)

-_-

I feel so creepy and drity, she's like, one of my best friends now. But we'd definitely be bangin' if I was single, that's the worst bit. Aurghagrhaghr.

I have told her I'm a virgin, she knows, and she has had sex with one guy before, her old boyfriend.

I got the 10000th view, just so ya'll know

Yeah I feel kinda creepy reading this thread without posting anything. But it's interesting aswell as comforting to know not everyone loses the v before 18, and that it's normal to screw up on your first time.

Yeah...I still feel like kind of a loser, but it's okay. It's more intimidating, because, even though she's only had sex with one other guy, she has been with more overall, fooling around and what not. I don't care, I really like her, we have fun together, there's a connection, but I'm scared to just dive in penis first, haha

Pants wrote:

... just dive in penis first

I laughed. I wouldn't advise diving in penis first in any situation ever.

Cooked my girl dinner last night, got her a nice necklace she wanted for Christmas(surprised her), watched a movie, and gave her oral at the end of the night. Feels good just to treat the woman now and then, eh?

Pants wrote:

Cooked my girl dinner last night, got her a nice necklace she wanted for Christmas(surprised her), watched a movie, and gave her oral at the end of the night. Feels good just to treat the woman now and then, eh?

If I were a woman I would totally marry you.

Pants wrote:

Feels good just to treat the woman now and then, eh?

YES

I always want chocolate after sex.

hyperballad wrote:

24 hours from "I NEED ACTION!" to getting laid?

PLAYED

(nb: doesn't count if you have a partner or just became a girl whore)

In other news: Man I wish my girl smoked weed sometimes, that'd be hot as hell.

blake wrote:

Yeah I feel kinda creepy reading this thread without posting anything. But it's interesting aswell as comforting to know not everyone loses the v before 30, and that it's normal to screw up on your first time.

Fixed.
I suck with women. D:

V card lost

On this topic, I find it funny when people who don't have sex because of religion, but have oral, anal, etc sex instead, just not vaginal. I'm pretty sure they are missing the point that the religion was trying to make.