Help me come up with new rank names

I couldn't think of anymore, so I just made one called Ninja Warrior. My brain is fried. I don't really mind if they aren't AM! related, unless you guys want to keep it like that. We just need more because you guys post a lot.

Restless Vagabond

Good idea.

I know.

Im not sure, but only 1 thumbless wonder can roam this forum.

Stool Pigeon. Our 1st Choice... those are the only AM related ones i got now

i would like to be Our 1st Choice but seems more fitting for lex...

5,000 posts = William Shatner.

Suck_It_Trebek wrote:

5,000 posts = William Shatner.

fuck the shat!

From just one song we have all these possibilities:

we're all presidents
we're all congressmen
we're all cops in waiting
we are the workers of the world

there is the elite
and the dispossessed
it's only about survival
the skill to play
for what it's worth
an obscure kind of perfection

for a moral vision

consumers
revolutionaries
enemies or friends
the cogs in the system

something to die for
beats every other option

Hahah, that's awesome. Even the title is a possibility.

lauren wrote:

Hahah, that's awesome. Even the title is a possibility.

I wasn't sure if ANARCHO PUNX was already being used, which is sad when you consider how much I am on here (just ask tom)

But if we want to stick with titles instead of lyrics there is:

Former Clarity
How Low
Clap Clap
Unsubstantiated rumours
Rice and Bread
Up the Cuts

And definitely we should have a ranking called:
Condoleezza

Now you guys figure out if it should be high or low.

LOW!....berry berry low!, god damn woman wants to own a baseball/football team (i forget which one) and she cant even help run the U.S.

badass would be a good one

Axl Rose (Reinvented)
The Disco
The Breakdown
Never Going Home
Gives the Other 65%
Did it All of Don
Mysterious Anarcho Punk

for a low rank
Still Thinks its a Tiger or Something
Misspelled Tattoo Recipient

drinkingirish wrote:

for a low rank
Still Thinks its a Tiger or Something

Hahah, this made me laugh. So true, so true.

I went in for the prelim meeting for my panther tattoo I'm getting soon, the guy said "You're the guy getting the tiger on his leg, right?" (paraphrase)

I held my annoyance, smiled and said "It's a panther, but yeah" and handed over the pics I brought in.

"I love Patrick" might be a nice in-joke.

"...as forgiven by:" perhaps?

"Bringing fucking armageddon"

I dunno. I'm having a bit of a brainfart today.

What I do know is that I'm not looking forward to losing this title

no offense, i think we should ixnay on the against me! lyrics

even though these are the against me boards......

I second that.

I mean, it's obvious we're all obsessed at this point. But AM! related "rank names" just gives it a push to a place that I'm not really sure I'd be proud of.

preAM!2005

broseph

cookies

is now scrared of geese

And just so that people don't go all "Well then what do you suggest you big asshole?!" on my ass, I've been apart of other forums in the past, and what they do for ranks is just fill in the space with an inside joke or something that only people from the forum would understand (examples: Trebek's thumbless wonder title).

Raccoon wrote:

I second that.

I mean, it's obvious we're all obsessed at this point. But AM! related "rank names" just gives it a push to a place that I'm not really sure I'd be proud of.

Spoken as if your rank name isn't "From Her Lips to God's Ears"

Every one of the ranks (except a couple of the new ones) are all AM! titles ... and proud of it.

Oprah

Bluuu wrote:

Oprah

Definitely.